Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel right here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CSIFKQK Enjoy! Guy

TATTOO OF THE BLACK ANGEL (Ebook and Print available on Amazon! Published by Three Acre Books) First in a gripping magical trilogy, TATTOO OF THE BLACK ANGEL is set within the modern-day world that's surrounded by myth and magic. When university student, Tara Young, is forcibly inked with a set of black wings on her back, she is compelled to become a leader of a group of similarly tattooed people called the T.A.T. After discovering a book of myths concealed within an old chair, Tara comes across a riddle that will help her discover an ancient earth shattering secret. The only problem is that Mr Maynard, founder of the T.A.T., wants to uncover this secret for himself and he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants.

Pop-culture phenomenon, social rights advocate, and the most prominent LGBTQ+ voice on YouTube, Tyler Oakley brings you his first collection of witty, personal, and hilarious essays. For someone who made a career out of over-sharing on the Internet, Tyler has a shocking number of personal mishaps and shenanigans to reveal in his first book: experiencing a legitimate rage blackout in a Cheesecake Factory; negotiating a tense stand­off with a White House official; crashing a car in front of his entire high school, in an Arby's uniform; projectile vomiting while bartering with a grandmother; and so much more. In Binge, Tyler delivers his best untold, hilariously side-splitting moments with the trademark flair that made him a star.

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WARNING NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN TO FETTY WAP It all started when I introduced myself to Martin."Hi, my name is Jessica." Before I knew it he jumped into my bed. Then, it happened again a week later. Then, the next week. It kept on going for months, and months. Soon, we got married. At the wedding,the sweet smell of the baby powder I had put on earlier that morning gave me a clue! We were on the beach at Hawaii for our honeymoon, and that is when it happened. My stomach was rocking back and forth, and I felt a kick. I told Martin about the rocking, but definitely not the kick. We got to the hospital, and I knew what was going on. At least, it was happening in Hawaii. The doctor came and told Martin and I that we were going to have a baby boy! Martin's jaw dropped, and mine didn't. We were both so overjoyed, and we thought we were always going to be, as long as it is him Martin Jr. and me. But we were wrong. My water broke in 3 months, and that was when we ALL knew something was up! When he looked down there and everything, he left for a couple of minutes. When he came back, I said," What the heck is wrong with my baby?" He announced something horrible! "Your baby, unfortunately, will come out looking like Fetty Wap with his messed up eye!"" We either have to kill you or the baby." Which one?" WE.DECIDED.ON.THE.BABY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ashy was being a very bad boy. So he got and ice cream cone as a friend.nenjoy!

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