Highest Rank- 3 in Humor ***************************** "I am sorry sir, may I know what the problem is?" "Problem? You want to know what my problem is? I told the waiter to put a ring in my girlfriend's chicken salad so that I could propose her and your chef put it so deep in the salad that she ate it!", he yelled. If the ring is in her stomach, she needs to go to the hospital as soon as possible. What if Maera dies, she was choking sitting on the chair. "Nathan, you need to take her to the hospital right now!" "Eh? But won't it digest in the stomach?", he asked confused. "Platinum or silver will cause her heath hazard, idiot", I explained it to him. "Not even onion rings?", he asked with a smirk. *********** Sky without middle name or surname is more lost than before . She was found unconscious near rock in the never-ending sea by millionaire family of Blacks who were having family time. Sarah and Richard Black were kind enough not only take her to hospital but also take her into their family when they learnt she had no memory of her past life. Fast forward to year and a half and boom, their son and Sky are engaged where their so called son, Nathan Black hates her guts. And then enters the hero slash villain slash lover slash nightmare of Sky's old life, Drew . Reverse back to the time before Sky was found. Or can I say Moon Davis , an orphan who fell in love with Drew Blackwood in her college and was left heartbroken for no apparent fault of her's which in a way costed her memory to vanish . Was Drew so blind to see what he actually wanted , or did he realize whom he really loved when it was too late. Let's walk through the memory lane of sweet and sarcastic Sky's life and kick some asses OR first kick his ass and then fall in love.

❝i've delicately chosen letters to form words and words to form sentences, each sentence a colorful paint stroke on the canvas of my mind.❞ [ #1 in poetry on 27/08/16 ]

Fourteen line poems.

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I think It is important that we remember the heroes who fearlessly guard our national borders, day after day in uninhabitable conditions, while we sleep peacefully. I am proud Indian and am proud of My Indian Army so much...This book is for them only... So we can know something about our real life..True heroes...

This book is about random things about india( Bharat) and Indians (Bharatiy)...Some facts, some truths, some funny things and many more..If you know about India more then read this book...I Love my India.. : )

#1 - Highest Rank for 11 weeks Hello my Fellow Wattpaders. This book contains quotes, phrases, sayings and line from different movies and books. This is something I really want to do for a long time and as I have found a amazing platform here at Wattpad. If I ever found quote by the same person I will update on that particular page.I will try to update daily. Hope you all like it. Feel free to comment and vote. Love you all.

:( =before reading :)===AFTER READING THIS... funny jokes which would make tears come out of your eyes while you are laughing... Amazing right. !!!!! ENJOY READING Light hearted Husband -wife Gf-bf Lolll. Pj

Autumn Millman has an opinion for just about anything. She also notices every little thing that happens around her. And she gets it. She understands why things happen the way they do. For a 16 year old, she has such an extraordinary mindset, but just like every other teenager, she still struggles to find her place in this world. Enter Noah Grayson, a childhood "friend" but also the most popular and attractive boy in her grade that that can't seem to do anything but invade her and her love life, and things get more complicated than ever. In this book, Autumn learns to deal with heart break and hopelessness and even a discovery about herself that might change her life forever, but she also learns that being an overthinker and having a little more imagination than the average person in this world may not be so bad after all...

"Hey there beautiful, wanna go out sometime?" He asked with a slight smirk. "With you?" I asked in a sweet voice. "Sure thing baby girl" He replied. I faced him, slightly moving closer. "You know what I really want?" I asked in a seductive tone. "Mhm?" he asked, his eyes filled with lust. I slowly leaned forward, placing my hands on his chest and leaned towards his mouth. My mouth was inches away from his and he closed his eyes as I smirked with satisfaction. It was working. Surprising everyone, I lifted my leg and kicked him were the sun don't shine. Gasps were heard throughout the hall and Chase instantly fell to the ground, holding his precious jewels. "What the fuck?!" He groaned. In a deadly sweet voice I got down to eye level. "Well now you know how it feels when you break a girls heart". I stood up and walked away. Everyone looked at me with awe stricken faces and I twirled my body around putting my hand on my hip. "By the way the names Avery Blue" I spoke loudly. Flashes of recognition crossed people's faces but Chase was the most shocked of them all. I stared at Chase straight in the eyes. "Karma's a bitch" before turning around and continuing my way to physics class. xx Avery Blue has had enough of being tormented by her classmates and leaves school to return with one agenda. To show everyone who's boss and not to mess with her. She leaves school for a term and comes back hotter than ever and also one major badass. You could say Karma's a bitch. The only thing missing on her agenda was to somehow get tangled up in a gang. No sarcastic remark will get her out of this one. xx Highest ranking: #2 in teen fiction 6/11/2016 #1 in humor 18/1/2018, thanks guys so much xx This book is completed and has now been completely edited (22/05/2020) Cover by: @beautifullyyoung Official trailer by @mizdancer