Jokes that will make you laugh your butt off~

"Rule one if I ask you to do something you do it". "Rule two address me only as Sir or Master". "Rule three don't talk back to me" "Rule four you must wear your uniform at all times". "Rule five do not go into my room". I took a sharp breath in,and tried to avert his gaze. He took my chin in his hands roughly,with stern eyes and said "If you break my rules you will be punished". In which a naive young girl takes a job as a maid for the infamous Harry styles.

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

Let's read and wander together ChanBaek's diary. WARNING SMUT.

*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her virginity. After that night, Damen constantly begins accepting her while they're alone and then rejecting her in front of his peers. Stasee's frustration and confusion continues to grow, as do her feeling toward the man who continues to break her heart. He claims that he cares for her, but will his need for his peer's acceptance prevent him from ever treating Stasee the way he should? And if he finally realizes the stupidity of popularity over love, will Stasee still be waiting for him?

❝baby girl, i'm so glad we're acquainted.❞

Byun Baekhyun, a smart and cute boy who has a crush on a boy who is a bad boy and dangerous person. Will they be able to find happiness?

The Playboy's Girl << Liam >> Love? None of this crap for me. In my story, there are two three meetings. After that, I don't know her anymore. Oh and girls, I hate it when you squeak and scream at every stupid little thing. You invite trouble, and duh, I don't want to ruin my whole life for one of you! << Serrah >> Aiden Black. That's what love is. And it hurts. You are falling of a bridge and you don't even realize it until you are half way there. But I don't want to fall anymore. Love is a disease and I'm going to take pills every day to get over it! << Aiden >> I love her. But that's just it ......

This is my second attempt at a Larry fanfic, please give me your opinion on it, good or bad. I really appreciate it. I'm going to try to update as often as I can. Please let me know what you think, thank you for reading! Love You! xxx

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz