@calum5sos has followed you! @oneofthemhoodgirls: what omfg you got a dm! @calum5sos: heyooo @oneofthemhoodgirls: fucking dead right now book 2 in the social media series this book was a collab with @melissa_mes

Kendall Carney always had her head in a book. Alex Gaskarth was your typical punk high school senior. What do two polar opposites have in common? An English teacher who gives a pen pal project. The catch? You don't know the other person's name. All you know is their address. Dear Book-Girl, Everyday at school, from the second I step out of my car, I'm searching for you. I look for anybody who fits your description of yourself. But I keep coming up empty handed. Maybe I'm looking too hard and you're right in front of me, but maybe I'm not looking hard enough. Maybe you're sitting in that one corner I forget to check everyday during lunch reading a book. Maybe you're not even real. Maybe this is all a dream and all of these emotions I feel while writing you aren't real. Maybe. Love Your Pen Pal, Guitar-Guy

What happens when Barackoli is elected for president?

"Are you a virgin?" "Sir, is that appropriate?" ____

One text to the wrong number is all it took for Anna to begin a friendship (and maybe more *wink wink*) with One Direction's Louis Tomlinson. / Highest Ranking: #1 in Fanfiction ~ 8/28/16 Completed on January 25th, 2016. + cover by @jealouis

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

[Watty Awards Finalist] Valarie is a young guitar tech fresh out of college with no money and no where to stay. Her best friend Freddy introduces her to twin sisters Samantha and Sof, both who are close to the biggest rockstars of all time, All Time Low. She becomes close to everyone on tour, but in particular, Jack Barakat. With so many tragic and life changing events happening on the tour bus, will Valarie and Jack pull through?

God, I hate him so much. He is the definition of asshole. "Ketchup and mustard?" My mother calls to us. "No mustard." we say in unison

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

a true love story