" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Saw this on Tumblr, decided to make this and see where it went. A rap battle featuring 2009!Dan, 2009!Phil, 2015!Dan, 2015!Phil, Dil, and the Lion.

Both Dan and Phil are 18, Phil is a second year college student and Dan is a talented street performer. Their two worlds collide when Dan moves his location away from his past life and into Phil's present. This will probably be quite short but tbh I don't know where this fics going, I will try to update every week and keep it as interesting as possible :) There is no smut, violence or anything like that, this will be a cute, lil, fluffy fic with the worst being swearing :0

"you're the only thing saving me from myself." (this book is a piece of s h i t)

"But I'm straight." Those three words are the words that take Phil over the edge. Like his world is crashing down on him. What's up with his constant flirting and his cheeky smiles and lovey dovey eyes. Phil knows something's up, and he's determined to find out what that something is. //warning: swearing, self harm, and eventually smut//

in which two boys who are polar opposites find a little thing called love. : [creds to @aestheticdimples for this sick cover !] : lowercase intended : all rights reserved to @emptybliss 2016

This is the first phanfic of my 'Stalker Series' - 1st phanfic : I'm Not A Stalker (completed) 2nd phanfic: Be My Stalker (completed) 3rd phanfic: I'm Your Stalker (completed) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dan Howell is a young teenager, he has many thoughts and many questions about the world and life. He spends every night fighting a exstestential crisis and then going onto the wonderful place known as the internet. One day (after watching a SMOSH video) he came across a boy called AmazingPhil, and after clicking on the black and white video labelled 'Phil's Video Blog' he knew that he fell in love. So then it happened. Dan became obssesed with this British, side fringed stranger online that he only ever heard or seen by a simple video that got uploaded whenever. With his obsession Dan dove down trying to find anything to help him contact his love. Until he found a email address...

Dan Howell secretly loves Phil Lester. Phil Lester secretly loves Dan Howell. Dan Howell is bullied. Phil Lester is best friends with Dan's bully. Dan Howell wants to die. Phil Lester is too afraid to stop him.

Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing his issues, and his feelings for Phil.

CURRENTLY UNDER MAJOR EDITING. I realize that a lot of things don't make sense so I'm gonna fix them I do not own Dan, Phil, or any characters in this book. Only the idea belongs to me Punk! Phil x Pastel! Dan Dan is the quiet boy in the back of the room. He loves bright colored clothing, dressing 'girly', and flower crowns. Phil is the guy who helped Dan when he got shoved into the mud. He's the exact opposite of Dan. Peircings, tattoo sleeves, black shirts, pants, combat, motercycle riding 'punk'.