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broken hearts and french regrets by lana-obama
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When an American girl named Olivia begins to attend a boarding school in France, she has no idea what she's getting herself into.
Adopted by blood on the dance floor by BOTDF-BVB-PTV
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Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy by elijahdanielistrash
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He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.
Teenage Girl Problems by TeenLifeMag
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Are you a teenage girl? If you are, did you know you probably have over 200 problems?
Being Emo 101 by the_fangirls_guide
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This is a book on how to be emo The basics and the more experienced stuff (This book is a joke)
The Hipster Games by nancyiswriting
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Meet typical tumblr white bitch Kit Kat Fabberdeen, District 12 tribute for the annual "The Hipster Games" A game where 24 basic hoes are flung into a heartless arena and are made to fight till death for the ultimate prize of - Unlimited Starbucks. Our heroine Kit Kat must show her skills in credit card slicing, stiletto stabbing to win the prize, the games and the hearts of the Captiol citizens. She faces the brutal challenges of no wifi, fake wannabes, cheap eyeshadow, an annoying Mexican baker, but the real question is - will she survive? _______ If you loved "The Hunger Games" and you love parody fanfics then this is the book for you!
Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand by WildCatLover157
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***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.
Hazel// Jacob sartorius by lmaoyojs
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Emmie is a normal 15 year old girl who lipsyncs on vine and has vine crushes but she would never meet them or talk to them. That all changes when she moves to Virginia. She meets Jacob sartorius, the hottest viner ever. Theirs heartbreaks, make ups, drama, fights, and love. ALSOO THIS IS FOR FUN DONT TAKE WHAT WE WRITE SERIOUSLY