WE ARE NOT ROBOTS! WE ARE NOT SLAVES! WE ARE THE BANANA NATION!

Billdip

Alright, I've had too many ideas I need to get out. So, here it is! The thing nobody wanted! *May or may not contain M/M, M/F, F/F- all that jazz. *I do not own Gravity Falls, and this work is fiction- ONLY FICTION, so don't get 'ya panties in a jumble. *This will probably not have any smut... But the chapters will be labeled. (Smut/Fluff)

Bill Cipher is the king and is looking for a queen so he can have a child. One women in each household has to come to the kingdom Ball so they can meet with the king. Dipper decides to go in the place of his twin sister Mabel thinking if he just stays hidden Cipher won't choose him, but the wicked king has other plans... (Billdip! fanfic!) Also there is some swearing so be warned!!

Bill has found his way around the Pines family's defenses, again. What's he going to do once he gets into their minds, and finds out Dipper has a crush on him? Furthermore, he tries to deny the obvious fact that he likes Dipper back.

I am having terrible writers block, and honestly I don't really ship this anymore. So expect- Slow updates Terrible content And maybe a discontinuation of the story. ALSO, CO-WRITERS, @TearsOfPurgeOfficial @TheNolanator.

A vampire and his assistan