(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]

All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at a low-key Mexican restaurant; Ed never signed up for abject humiliation. And when a lovestruck girl snaps a covert picture of Ed while he serves her an enchilada, he couldn't possibly have anticipated becoming the internet's latest imaginary boyfriend. The fame is immediate and disorienting, but if it helps Ed convince quirky foreign exchange student Audra to attend prom with him, being "Enchilada Ed" might not be so bad. (Formerly Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food)

Funny ass text posts series #3

Jacob Sartorius is a musty dusty crusty flop and he needs to know it. You can disagree with me all you want I'm just getting more views ✋ THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. (highest ranking : #167 in humour) *i don't care if you correct me with his recent activity/social status, this book was created in 2016. I've finished the goddamn book so stop trying to intimidate me with your oh so smart facts because it's not working*

King Justin Bieber. He was a man, hated by everyone in the kingdom for his brutal and inhumane ways. The villagers despised his acts of violence and never truly understood his evil intentions. Every year, on September 14th, the king would go to the village and select a villager to work as his servant. Ariana was a modest girl who lived in the village. But her whole life changed on that 14th of September. When she is selected to become one of the king's servants, will she somehow find some good in him? Or will he remain the same evil man he was? Czech translation - @BlackMcCann Spanish translation - @TraduccionesBieber (Top in Fanfiction)

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

Obama's a 19 year old stripper. Living the WILD LIFE! When he meets Michelle in the strip club one day and they become stripper buddies!

Poems belong to me unless stated otherwise wise Started March 16th 2017 Ended ----

"Hello?" "Is your house on fire?" "No...?" "Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot." "I think you need to work on that." ... One prank call One girl One guy One great story ********* Cover by RaghaddMurad Highest Rating: #1 in short story

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]