Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

What happens when the RED team gets stuck underground due to a crazy announcer for over 100 years? Read and find out. I have no idea who wrote this, but it isn't mine. I repeat, it is NOT mine. I'm just sharing it with the people that haven't seen it. So without further ado, let's go! (Side note, The person that wrote the Original is Harlan Ellison, prob. doesn't matter but still...)