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Document 37 - 25/800/1 Province Alduini: Bipolar Disorder NOS, Suicidal, Atelophobia, Acute Stress Disorder, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Schizophrenia Jasper Ross: Tourette's Syndrome, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Schizophrenia Nathaniel Temple: Ganser's Syndrome, Claustrophobia, Aspergers Syndrome, Borderline Personality Disorder, Schizophrenia Indigo Sephtis: Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Adjustment Disorder, Schizophrenia Mavis Lang: Anorexia, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, Bipolar Disorder, Communication Disorder, Schizophrenia Midori Lee: Bibliomania, Antisocial Personality Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Cyclothymia, Schizophrenia Eden Crane: Insomnia, Epilepsy, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Belonephobia, Angrophobia, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Schizophrenia Adelia Kaylock: Kleptomania, Pyromania, Oneirophrenia, Paranoid Personality Disorder, Schizophrenia

A Collection of One Shots! 1) Find a quote for your partner. 2) Take the one they gave you and write. 3) Credit your partner and the person who said your quote.

TO MEH MOM

SHELF EXPLANATIRY TITLENESH.

My mother gave me away, when I was a baby, because my mother was never ready. Now, if only my mother WAS ready, I wouldn't be here, where I am now.

Hi... I guess... I'm Vortexx Lane. Sorry, I'm not very good at introductions... Or anything for that matter. I guess being bipolar and dyslexic has at least something to do with that. Note the sarcasm. I know what you're thinking, "What a freak. Who's bipolar AND dyslexic," I've heard it before. MANY times before. It's one of the main reasons I get bullied. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, NOT. I live by myself. So that means no, I don't have parents to help me through life. Well, at least not anymore. My mom died while she was giving birth to me and my father died shortly after. Most people don't even know where I live. Thus, they don't know I'm 17 and living alone. That's not illegal, right? Oh well. All I really need is company, but that's hard to find when you're a loser like me. What even matters anymore. Well, maybe it's the bipolar disorder talking. But still. Everyone hates me anyways, no one would miss me if I was gone. I don't have anyone TO miss me. Ugh, this is so stupid. Why did I even start a "diary" anyways. Well at least if anyone finds this, they'll know what happened. AS IF. I LIVE IN A TINY APARTMENT WHERE NO ONE GIVES A F#€K FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Oh well. Good bye for now, or perhaps forever. I don't know anymore. ~ Vortexx ~~~~~~~AUTHOR'S NOTE TIME!~~~~~~~ Hi! This is Vortexx's story! Also I'd just like to say this is in NO WAY related to MY life. NO WAY. ZERO, ZIP, NADA. Depressing right? Well that's where Christian comes in. He's almost perfect. Too perfect for someone as broken as little ol' V. GET IT? IT SOUNDS LIKE ME! HARDY HARDY HAR! Ok chill Kaia. Back to the story. But Christian doesn't think so. He thinks he can still help her. That's right! The anti-social, depressed, 17 year old who is far from okay. Read this book to find out if Christian can heal Vortexx!

"Just a girl," otherwise known as what I, Garroth Ro'meave, thought Aphmau was when I first met her. Boy, was I wrong. Perfect doesn't even begin to describe her. Just a girl, a girl with enough determination to make me smile, the most beautiful hazel eyes, and a passionate heart. "Just a girl," I said to her, her eyes slowly saddening,"How wrong could a person be?" Her eyes twinkled brighter than any star. She leaned her head onto my left shoulder as we watched the waves crash onto the shore. "Promise me you'll never leave," she said. "Promise," I replied "I'm never leaving you," Hey guys, V here, my first story!!!! Yay!!!! Not really.... Oh well, I'm eleven, don't judge. Fellow Garmau shippers, get ready to scream when you see these words above again, because that means its over... Tell me if ya want me to actually keep writing this in the comments, K? Hope you like it, and enjoy this emotional roller coaster of a exerpt. -With Steampunk love, V