i'm not just a fuck up i'm a fuck up you love. + or where dan is going mad in prison and phil manages to find a way back into his life. sequel to empire. trigger warnings for • smut • blood and gore • violence • alcohol and drug references • murder • major character death

in which a demon named dan accidentally falls in love with an angel named phil. {phan au} highest ranking- #27 in danisnotonfire

Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their year. But yet, Dan is determined to find out what Phil is hiding behind his arrogant mask.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and angst, trust me. I'm not claiming phan is real and I do now own Dan or Phil. I own a wattpad and bad grammar; that is all.

Dan's family is rich. But he doesn't really care about money so he spends his life running amuck with his piercings and eventually tattoos. But, when his family has a guest over from France, it turns out to be a beautiful young man that Dan falls hard and fast for: Phil Lester. American AU Fluffy If there is any extreme warnings I will post it on top of the chapter but for now the only warning is curse words {cover photo credit @-heathens}

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

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