well, I have listed many ways to annoy someone you don't like. it is filled with examples,comebacks and sarcasm and it will help you.. if not, some fun won't be bad.

Lol, yes Gazing Out The Window, I'm copying you. For those of you who do not know her, she is a friend of mine. This book is basically a diary. My diary. And in this diary you will experience Awkwardness, Weird me (so don't judge), and if you know me you might learn some secrets I keep about myself and feelings I have for other people. If you like to read a book about weirdness in life and how awkward it can be, this is the right book for you.

Highest ranking: #1 ❝ Daddy's not home. Daddy is never home.❞ Imagine this. Your a bratty 6 year old, wearing a princess dress, waiting for your Daddy to come to play tea party, then BAM, he's not your Daddy anymore, instead, you have to share it with some other snobby freak. And the worst part is, he doesn't show up for tea time! What would any normal 6 year old do? Get the girl out of the way of course! Caution: There are some parts which include the following: Suicidal thoughts/actions, minor curse words. Also, be prepared for overly cliche characters, and drama.

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade

This is the story of a dog, cat, raccoon, and owl who try to make a new life together.

Cindy, a teenage girl, feels like her once close friends are drifting away. At first she thought all was normal only to realize it wasn't. She got hints from frowns on her friends faces. Laughs and 'hmphs' which she knew meant that person thought it was cool and funny, but not really, though in order not to harm Cindy's feelings they had to say something. She tried not to let it get to her. Though as time goes on her once close friends didn't seem so close anymore... She finds out little things that she should have known earlier. Things that sometimes every person in the school seemed to know. Yet no one thought to tell her any of it. Travel through Cindy's 8th grade life, as 'drama' keeps knocking at her front door.

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

"I get tired of being on stage all the time and singing the same stupid songs. I need a break. Freddy and the others don't realize what is happening in that office over there. Only I, Kitten the black cat, do." Finally, a new friend has joined Freddy Fazbear and friends. Her name is Kitten. Kitten the black cat. She already can tell that Mike is a night guard working the 6 hour night shift, but... She has past memories of the past guard, Vincent(aka the purple guy). Every night, Kitten will never move off the stage until the last night. WARNING, when Kitten is not on the stage, close your doors right away because you'll never see her in the cameras, so be careful...

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.