Hey. This is a bunch of Klance oneshots because why not? I mean, they're adorable! They're practically canon! So yeah. Yay. Edit: okay so fair warning!!! These are (unsurprisingly) unedited and the first few stories are a little bit cringy, but that is to be expected after all. This was one of my first experiences with writing, so yeah. Also, sometimes (rarely now) I will use this book at a Voltron shitpost so... Yeah. Warnings are ALWAYS before the story and if there is some warnings I forgot it you would like me to add PLEASE MESSAGE ME! It is absolutely NO inconvenience for me, and as long as everyone here is having a good time and feels safe, that's all I care about. If you read all of that, thank you for taking time for that! If you're only just reading this, I would absolutely LOVE it if you at least skimmed over the paragraph above! -Adrian (previously Rowan, than Damion, then Rowan again because what's consistency) Disclaimer: I don't own most of the drawings or videos in this books, all credit towards the owners (and if you happen to know if some of the artists didn't want that picture reposted could you please let me know so I can remove it? Thanks!)

(Book 1 of the Procrastinators Series, set in September 2013) Mia Roberts has been on YouTube for years, and over the past two years in particular, she's been vlogging(video blogging) about her life under the name of RandomQuartz. With RandomQuartz as an alias, Mia has managed to keep her internet identity a secret from her close circle of friends, but not to date. One September morning, when Mia is set to meet a friend of a friend at her local park, her whole perspective of and her position within the YouTube community is changed, just by conversing with that one person. As a new found friend, he's willing to introduce Mia to aspects of YouTube life she didn't know were possible. If he can change so much for her with his connections, could he potentially guide her by the hand to meet her favourite YouTubers, AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire? What would happen then? Would she faint? Fangirl? Or maybe, fall in love? (NB: I do not own any songs, quotes, shops, fandoms, brands or any of the YouTubers' rights mentioned in my story) ALL RIGHTS OTHERWISE RESERVED, Copyright © EmmaChameleon Fluffy fic. Contains swearing, some dark thoughts, and talk of depression. *Watty Awards 2013 Finalist* I APOLOGISE IF SOME OF THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT THIS STORY IS MID-EDIT

Dan always seems normal. He is kind to his friends and loves all things nerdy, which is why kids find him an easy target. But what most people don't know, is that he is trapped in a deep state of depression that he can't get out of, thanks to the death of his father, his alcoholic step-father, the bullies at school, and the fact that everyone knows his deepest darkest secret about his sexuality, he is bi-sexual. But things suddenly change when the curious, over-enthusiastic and light-hearted new kid, Phil Lester makes his way into Dan's life, and slowly into Dan's heart and he teaches that everyone deserves a chance to be happy, and everyone has a reason to live, even if he and Phil's lives aren't perfect. *Warning!! This books contains violence and offensive language! Depression triggered*

" we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions can speak louder than words.

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

"i'm counting down the days to go." or in which a boy who is waiting for his life to be over may be losing to cancer, but he also saved his best friend's life and, in return, won his heart.

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

Daniel James Howell is a sixteen year old gay boy who dresses in pastels and flower crowns, and can't be bothered to straighten his hair. He listens to NeverShoutNever, Taylor Swift, and Oh Honey. So why on Earth does Phillip Lester, bad boy supreme, follow him, if he's only ever hung out with similarly punk friends with muscles and piercings and tattoos? Because there is no way, n-o w-a-y, that he could like Dan. Right?

This is just a series of some short, some slightly longer one shots that I have created. If you ever have any prompts you want me to do, you can message me and I'll try my best to write them as you want. You can also write one shots for me to put in here, and I will dedicate the chapter to you and mention you in the chapter. Enjoy!