Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝ if a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know? ❞

"How can she like him?" Is the question Anya is always hearing once she starts to take interest in Elijah, a boy that only builds coffins. But there is more than coffin making to Eli. (Not a death obsessed story!)

Accompanied by a teenage boy, Lily spends hours in a broken down train - waiting for the machine to start running again. But strangely enough, the longer the two teens spend together, the less she wishes to go back home. Emilyajh © 2014

"Never?" Another tear fell from the girl's face, but she let the salty drop cascade down her cheek. "Never."

He put flowers on her doorstep for her birthday. Too bad Nina was allergic to pollen. [ cover made by @incendia- ]

Just a normal Halloween right? What's the worst that could happen? Probably eating a bad candy bar, at least that's what Tris thinks, but once people begin ringing her door bell and calling her with blocked numbers things go bad--Fast.

Nina thought she could stay by herself for one night, but what happens when the wrong number calls?

"What's up, Buttercup?" "Who the heck are you?" "I'm probably the guy of your dreams, and the guy that's going to get you through your depression. " ~ ~ ~ A mystery jock, a depressed girl, and a unexpected romance. ~ ~ ~ "Remember what I said, there will always be someone who loves you, whether it's in the past, present, or future." ~Chris, Ch. "Promise Me" 8/4/15~ #93 in Short Story 9/23/15~#118 in Action 9/30/15~#86 in short story 9/2/15~ #71 in short story 2/26/16~ #42 in short story 3/18/16~ #8 in short story

I was only six back then. I was hiding under my mothers bed, my dad had told to hide until he was back. I could hear my moms screams from the kitchen, but I was too scared to move.