Just a bunch of funny texts I find on the internet

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

The book of the most witty comebacks for those sassy bitches

Hogwarts is a place where bonds are made and never broken, where no one can get hurt physically nor emotionally... Unless you're in a brutal battle against your best friends. This battle is known as the Battle of the Houses, a competition against all Hogwarts Houses(Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.). These friends thought that they were going to be together 'til the very end... But will they really? This competition could make their bonds ever stronger, or they could collapse altogether. This is their second year at Hogwarts. This is The Potter Chronicles II: Weakening Bonds! Written by Soccerman2003 Most credit goes to J. K. Rowling Enjoy!