"Are you in love with Ashton?" "Sometimes. We have a love-hate agreement." Or the one where Ashton is sort of afraid of submissiveness and Calum just wants him to stay for like 2 seconds.

everything Calum wanted was to be owned. and maybe he wanted to feel pretty. BDSM fem!calum daddy!ashton ©IdBang5SOS

They met because of Kool-Aid one sentence

Dummy: 1.) lacking intelligence or good judgement; stupid; dull-witted ----Calum is dummy for falling love. 2.) australian slang for a baby's pacifier ----Ashton uses a dummy for Calum's baby girl. © copyright to tinybirdfriend 2015-2018

Ashton works at a sex shop. Calum works at the pet shop next door. Ashton wants a kitten. Calum wants a daddy, but things prove to be a bit more complicated than that.

"i didn't order a bouquet of roses." "well, since i'm here, someone obviously did." calum noted the "sorry for the herpes" sign perched oh-so gracefully in the middle of the bouquet and mumbled a "god damn it michael" under his breath. or where calum is a grouchy teenager, ashton really loves flowers and making people happy, and luke and michael enjoy pranking calum with random deliveries to his house. (lower case intended)

Calum hood works at American apparel where he enjoys to help customers out and try to be able to make others happy. Ashton Irwin is just your regular cliche hipster you would see on tumblr who suddenly had interest to work in the same job that calum did. There's only one problem Dating other interns is not prohibited. - femcal! will be included in this story

Where Ashton spends most of his time in the music room for an escape and Calum walks in to find him playing the drums COMPLETED

Ashton is the quarterback, and Calum is his boyfriend. Everything is fine until one day at a game, Calum collapses in the stands Girly Calum Side Muke