After that one time in middle school when I puked in my crush' shoe and all over his geogrsphy project that was worth 30 percent of his grade -and boy was he failing, so he needed that 30%- I have finally come to a conclusion, Bad luck is all I will ever get. Plus the three most horrible things have happened to me in the past month... * I missed the best episode of my favorite television show * I shrunk my favorite Mrs. PAC-MAN sweater * And I got dumped in front of the school with a well put together Powerpoint, a poster that was glittered bomb to the max, a song, a dance to go with the song, and he even handed out pamphlets.