the first of this series. as everyone is anxious to see the new kittypet sandpaw is just plain curious. will firepaw and sandpaw find love in a hopeless place. read to find out.

Firestar, the leader of Thunderclan, has been having a crush on Sandstorm for a long time now. Will fate come and make them mates forever? Or will Sandstorm like another cat? What will happen if Dustpelt came in between. Just so you know this story is gonna be shortish.

From the most cruel of ways to the most dumb. All amazing ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan! Read if you want the step-by-step guide book to being kicked out of ThunderClan!

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

Welcome! This is a big book full of Warrior Cat Spoofs!! It contains laughs, giggles, and a bunch of DEATH. So if you do possibly want to read this, bring a weapon! ~~~ IF YOU STEAL ANY OF THESE I WILL FIND YOU AND TIGERSTAR WILL EAT YOU.

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic! And Tigerstar is... Tigerstar. Hopeclan's made it this far, but can they survive the dark forest's raging need for cupcakes, and outwit mobkit before he turns every birthday party into an annoying sing- along? We're going to need more help than ever! So please like, vote, comment, and follow, becasue we're going to need all the help (And cupcakes) we can get! *THANKS FOR 40K READS, UPDATES EVERY DAY OR TWO!*

*All of these quotes belong to Erin Hunter ALSO IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD WARRIOR QUOTES TELL ME IN PM AND I MIGHT PUT THEM IN WITH CREDIT

A place where I write whatever pops into my head. Inspired by all other Random books.

Welcome to your guide and handbook, and how to become a rogue and get kicked out of the clans featuring BRAMBLECLAW! This is about four clans full of sharpies, waffles and poptarts that come together and try and make peace with one another (which fails miserably). * Brambleclaw: make sure that you bring popcorn too!! Ashfur: and some BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT™ Bluestar nyan cat: oh oh and waffles!! Firestar loves waffles Firestar: *dies* nooooOOOoo *This book may be a bit different than the others as it is featuring more than 2 cats! Also EVERY spoof in this book is MINE!! DO NOT STEAL!!