Bonheur absolu noyé dans une monstrueuse agonie, c'est ce qu'est zéro quatre zéro neuf. Votre respiration se coupe pendant plusieurs années, et vous finissez par reprendre votre souffle après quatre printemps d'apnée. Votre cœur bat vite. Il ne s'arrêtera plus jamais, c'est décidé.

He's carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain. If that's Derek Hale, he's definitely not a mountain man.

WATTPAD FEATURED STORY Daniel Evans is trying not to let his crush on Jonah Clarke get in the way of their new found friendship, because Jonah Clarke is definitely not gay. Placed third in the Valentine's Day Contest hosted by @taygetsthegay

in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

ANYONE WHO WATCHES CRIMINAL MINDS KNOWS THEY DO TWO QUOTES PER EPISODE, SO IM GOING TO POST THEM ALL HERE IN ORDER

My take on Amy and Liam from season 2 and season 3! I hope you enjoy! :D