since my friend, anna, loves chicken nuggets so much im writing her a story uR WELCOME ANNA ILYT

these are probably real lmao » will contain boyxboy and in one case, girlxgirl so if you're not okay with that then wtf r u doing on the internet » the ships in this book are: frerard, perrentes, cashby, kellic, jalex, fransykes, jardougall, a little bit of olic (the bromance), joshler, larry, lainey + onision (lainision) and ryden » ps. I (unfortunately) do NOT own any characters from this book and this book is only a joke and shouldn't be taken seriously lol - cover by @jackseyebrows -

If you follow these instructions, you will become invincibly hardcore #truestory

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

"Life isn't always pear shaped."

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself becoming one of the most popular boys in school. However, when he falls for Elisa Yao, Andy's ex-girlfriend, things get ugly. (Mean Girls with a Bandom Twist, mostly Fall Out Boy, but some Green Day, MCR, Panic!, and Phan. I don't own Mean Girls or any of the celebrities featured in the story. Please don't copy this story, I've seen lots of copies and I work very hard to write this)

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome. Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

Poots life

Title says all. I thought it'd be time for a bible for our punk rock religion.