//On hold// A super genius, hired by a friend to protect a fellow scientist. You follow him throughout his adventures, using disguises and getting rid of trouble. Will he discover your true purpose? -Mature subjects and a whole lot of profanity- Disclaimer: I do not own Rick and Morty. All character credit goes to the creators of the show.

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Three girls are kidnapped and forced to befriend their kidnappers daughter. Except his daughter isn't exactly normal. - Highest ranking: 15th in Horror - Amazing cover by: @twenty_nine_ Amazing thanks to her! -

Just some oneshots that I write when I'm bored or if I want to. If you have an idea that you want me to make into a chapter then let me know by commenting or by writing on my home page on wattpad.

Here you will find a vast collection of story type riddles. These stories are "scary when you know the meaning". Can you find the creepy hidden meaning in each one? welcome to the unknown...Detective. May the odds be ever in your favor. HAHAHAHAHA

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

The demons that haunt Elliott are turning him slowly insane, and the skeletons in his closet are begging him to play their sick little games. With an abusive mother breathing down his neck and horrifying secrets threatening to spill from his lips, Elliott is trapped. He knows he isn't allowed to love, but suddenly the thought has sparked his interest. Love may save him, but only he can decide who will help fight his demons. (highest rankings) #6 in Mystery/Thriller #1 in Horror *FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/UWbooks

Just a random place to dump Harry Potter jokes.

At one time, the Underground was a nice place. Despite some vengeful monsters, most were harmless, kind-hearted souls. ... When a human fell down into the Underground, everything changed. The royal family took him in and raised him as their own along with their only son, Asriel. When a fatal accident occurs, and both children die, the king of monsters declares that any human that falls into the Underground shall be killed. While most monsters disagree, and ignore the law, there are a few who will do anything to please the king. ... Years pass, and a human by the name of Katrina falls into the Underground. She is the last soul they need to break the barrier and declare war on the humans who put them in their prison. However, when an unlikely love story breaks out between Katrina and a certain skeleton, her soul is much, much harder to obtain. Will he be able to keep it safe, or will he watch his lover die, just like she watched her brother...?

You guys should listen to the song Youth by Daughter. It's what inspired this poem also the title. :)