Salutations, everyone. I decided that instead of polluting my nice, clean, pleasant poetry book with strange, disturbing poetry, I'd create another collection. Most of these poems will be stories about people or events, and some will have murder, death, and curious characters. I hope that you enjoy these anyway, sincerely, K. M. Marugg Edit: This is an old, old work of fiction, but I am keeping it published for now, because I still find it amusing, even if I don't feel that it's any good.