Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

LOL fellow Wattpaders, here is riddhs123 bringing a fantastic joke book for all of you!!! Everyone is welcome! {none of these are mine but some may be mine I'll state that in the chapter itself} cover by @Frozen_Dreamz(ask her for covers of your book too, she's amazing+@Karman_xo she's amazing too!) BTW I would like to tell all of you that this book is not meant to offend any of you. It's only to bring a smile on your face and make your bad day bright. KEEP SMILING AND READING!! #Wattys2016

FIRST FROZEN RANDOMNESS BOOK ON WATTPAD (STILL not kidding. Yeah, doesn't everyone hate copycats?) All things related to Frozen. Pictures are either from the Internet, Pinterest, WeheartIt, Instagram, Tumblr, and etc. Posting ten pictures whenever I can.