The Misadventures of Owen Bonner

❝I swear, people are the cause of cancer.❞

Ass(ets)

In which two (and sometimes three) teens reflect upon why love sometimes, and actually, really sucks.

Addiction

Archer is Ivy's drug; he's overwhelming and addictive. But like any other drug, the effect it has slowly kills you. Until, there's nothing left.

whatever, forever

This is a story full of journal entries about a boy, no--MAN, with an overactive imagination, unrelenting sarcasm, and very little interest in his history class. This is also a story full of constructive and not-so constructive comments by the tired man who's forced to grade them.

The Misfortunes of Lolita

A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...

The Complex Sorcery of Kicking Ass

WHAT IT TAKES TO RESCUE THE PLANET: one very potent unseeing sorcerer, one botanist doubling as a syndicate branch affiliate, one particularly curious, fair human sidekick, and a knack for magical ass kicking.

Autumn

"Why jump?" "Do you know what another word for 'autumn' is?" she asked. He stayed silent. "Fall."

The Boy That Broke America

In which Lane Emerstan finds Ivor Bennett, the only boy in the entire world with the ability to break America; not once, but twice. #wattys2016 *cover inspiration from a advertisement for new york city*