"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Jade and Hayden have been best friends for ages, ever since birth. Literally. But when their health teacher announces the dreadful marriage project, things turn… Upside-down. Jade’s best friend is paired with the school’s hottie, the one Jade’s crushing on. Will things turn out awkward, or messy?

Avery and Andrew have been best friends since middle school; they're close. But they're about to get a whole lot closer when paired up for the project like no other: the baby project.

A bunch of random, cute, short stories that I'll write just for fun. All will be silly and cheesy (and very cliché), just so you know. Let me know what you think!

The tables are turned: having magically stopped aging in the 19th century, Lilly Linton is no longer the secretary slaving for cold, stone-faced business-magnate Rikkard Ambrose. Now, in the 21st century, the roles are reversed. In their fierce struggle for control, who will emerge on top? In this short story, everything about your favourite characters from Robert Thier’s story ‘Storm and Silence’ is turned on its head. A hilarious little trip into the madness of alternative realities.

A collection of completed one-shots and short stories by FeatherMemories. The Part-Time Librarian The Love Potion The Accidental Confession ...and more to be uploaded soon. :)

Christmas is around the corner and for Tyler, Kayden and Storm, nothing is more important than finding the perfect gift for their girlfriends. All three have their eyes set on a certain sexy piece of lingerie to give their girls. But problem is: there's only one set left. Curses are exchanged and fists are quick to collide. It's the fight for skimpy underwear and there's only one reward for one lucky winner.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!