The guide to the world and after

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

"Lindsey, why are there 7 of them?" "Because there is. The people demand, and I supply." "Don't relate this to social studies." "I do what I want."

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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Trump haters, hop aboard! This is our, albeit SLIGHTLY exaggerated, prediction of America's future. When Trump takes control of America, establishing his tyrannous rule over the country, five close high school friends are forced apart by the new rigid class system of Circles. Maddie is a prodigy, chosen for the highest Circle and destined for greatness. Emma is sent away to the Moderate Circle, to live an average life. April, Julie, and Rylee are deemed potential rebels and shipped off to a camp for the Lowlies, members of the bottom tier of society. Will their friendship transcend the boundaries of society? And, most importantly, will it be powerful enough to defeat Trump? Highest ranking- #141 in Humor and #806 in Fanfiction

*questions life* You only brought this upon yourself, children. BOOK TWENTY FUCKING ONE