Actually, not a lot of swearing. (Try to make it a little more kid friendly) I'm done writing this one, I wanna work on others :)

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

"Who are you?" "Not that asshole that's for sure." I got glares. My lips rose into a smirk. "I'm Not Him." Octavia, the devil who cried 'help me' ------------------------------------ Violence Profanity Mature scenes

"I don't care if he's gay, in fact I'll always love him even more. But the whole time he didn't bother to tell me... I fell deeper and deeper in love with him." I'm Ava Scarlette , 17-years-old. A young girl who had no potential in life, yup... that's me alright. Let me just say, my whole life I've only can remember a few things. In the beginning from like 5 to like 6 or 7-ish? I don't remember much. However after that, in elementary school was when my memories began. That was when I met Ryan Knight... the guy I end up falling in love with. Ryan Knight, also 17-years-old. We have known each other pretty much since birth because we share the same birthday, August 18. At first, I hated him for having the same damn birthday as me and both of our parents would celebrate it together ever since I started elementary school. It annoyed the hell out of me considering my mom would get him more gifts than she would for me. Another fact, he became my neighbor in middle school, how convenient for all of us. Now it's kind of different. We both go to Stonerose Senior High School as juniors as of right now. Things couldn't get worst when I really fell in love with him. I began to have feelings for him when he saved me from getting kidnapped, it's a long story. God, it sounds so cliche, but I can't forget how heroic he was in my eyes after that day. I was happy being with him or just hearing his voice. To me he was perfect, even after we fight, he would apologize even if it was my fault. I hated to admit it, but I love him. I was ready to confess my feelings, in hopes that he felt the same way. We've been together for so long... I thought maybe we had a chance. Until he introduced me to someone he felt was the one... and to my surprise it was a boy. My life turned upside down after that very day, but this end up becoming a story about me, where I learn how to fall in love again, in the strangest way possible. • • • Cover Credits | @vyyluu

An alternate universe Mortal Instruments fanfiction which follows the adventures of Clary and Co. in the idyllic life as described in Clary's dream in City of Heavenly Fire (e.g. good Jonathan, heroic Valentine, etc.). Remember while reading these that if the writing seems a little off or the characters have slightly different personalities, that for one, I am not Cassandra Clare, two, they haven't been through the same experiences as they did in TMI, and three, I am not your bitch. I hope you enjoy them! Vote, comment, like. All credit for the characters goes to Cassandra Clare, and credit for my cover goes to Cassandra Jean.

W moich snach jesteś ze mną. Trzymam w sobie pragnienie, ale ty tego nie wiesz. Będziemy wszystkim, czym chce, abyśmy byli. A może to tylko moja wyobraźnia? © 2016 by staydrumandrnr

Nightmare by Arshad. Published: July 19, 2016.

My name is Mason McCarthy. I'm not like the rest of the world. I don't mean left handed or double jointed, I mean weird things... Superhuman abilities. It started in summer and ended with my best friend dead and a girlfriend and gaining my powers back, long story short, I lost them in a dramatic experience. I got too comfortable when summer rolled around and we weren't attacked by SVA, the enemy. But the comfort didn't last as long as I hoped. . . . Book 2 of 2 "Most thrilling book of the two" – Anna Baker

Mason McCarthy and Hunter Richardson. Two normal sophomores at Green Hill high school. They were best friends, closer than brothers were to each other. As they both stepped off the bus, the weekend had started. They would probably play a little bit of Call Of Duty, eat poptarts until the three boxes were empty, maybe even blast their music to the loudest to piss off Mason's sister. But not this weekend. This weekend was weird. Not as weird as in they got arrested or weird as in they were forced to go on a camping trip with their parents and a bear comes. It was superhuman weird. Super powers. It seemed like they were dreaming, a daze. This was all going to be over soon, they would wake up feeling totally fresh and go play on the Xbox. No! This was for life, nothing could fix this. While Mason hated his gift he couldn't hide, Hunter was loving his gifts too much. During this, they appeared on two radars. The YSG and the SVA. Rivals or villains against heroes. YSG were the heroes, they had to get to them before they did.