Jack and Elsa barely knew each other and they got forced in marriage. Jack and Elsa didn't like it at all.

This is story about Jack Frost and Elsa Andrelle.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Imagine watching your own mother be shot dead in-front of your eyes by gangsters when you were only five years old Plus these same people will stop at nothing to kill you, because your the only ever surviving witness to their gangs crimes Well that is the story of Lucy's life And now you have a high ranking gangster named Natsu Draganeel who has a crush on you Lucy's life has just become even more hectic

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't care less about the consequences that come with it. When Chloe's parents leave to treat sick children in Cambodia for two weeks, she is forced to stay at her neighbour's house. Her neighbour has a son, and it's Reece Carter. Sneaking out. Parties. Drinks. Hash Brownies. Flirting. Breaking the law...and road trips. Add a few shots of Cupid's arrows and what have we got? No clue. All we know is, it'll be unforgettable.

So Fionna has somehow managed to get zapped into a fairytale. Wait, no, scratch that, SEVERAL fairytales. She's not a character pawn, etc, she KNOWS who she is, how she got there, and HATES it. Not to mention, the Ice Queen screwed it up! Someone else is in there, (in and out, actually. Lucky...) and the fairytales seemed convinced that HE is her 'Prince Charming'! Besides- the description is only for the first 7-ish chapters. They haven't even gotten to the Vampire Kingdom yet.