BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

[DISCONTINUED] all we do is think about the feelings that we hide. all we do is sit in silence. © -rosepetal 🐍 jughead jones x fem!oc 💜 riverdale s1-2 started: 23/02/2017 discontinued: 2020 cover by @brielarson

When Eloise Baker came to Hogwarts her fourth year, she couldn't help but fall in love with the castle, her new friends, and the excitement around every turn. Now, as a sixth year at her beloved wizarding school, falling more in love with the castle is not the only thing on her mind... ~~~~ "I wait until I can't hear a sound, then I sit up in my bed, my heart thumping. The pain in my neck is gone. Actually, I can't feel any pain whatsoever. I only feel him. What now?"

[𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ✓] 『❝𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞,❞ 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦. ❝𝐋𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩,❞ 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝.』 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐀𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐄𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐫. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬; 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐥𝐛𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡, 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. ➖ #1 #dracofanfic #1 #hermionegranger #1 #deatheaters #1 #theodorenott #2 draco #3 #dracosmut #4 #slytherin #7 #wizards #7 #dracomalfoysmut #12 #snape #24 #malfoy #30 #malfoyfamily #87 #dracomalfoy #87 #dracomalfoyfanfictio

Sequel to Dark Blood // Armena has been through hell and back in the past ten years, ever since she said goodbye to Draco. After Azkaban, living with Pansy Parkinson, navigating the Unbreakable Vow, figuring out how to move through life without Draco, being under constant surveillance, and working under Harry Potter at the Ministry of Magic; ten years later, she final feels a little like herself again. That is, until she must navigate her emotions when Draco begins working close with her as a new recruit to the Auror team. She now must decide between right and wrong, life and death, as Pansy and her figure out how to rid themselves of their Unbreakable Vow that they made ten years ago. A Vow that was a very big mistake and should never have happened. A.N. Canon Divergence Present: Highly suggested that you read Dark Blood before this but it is NOT necessary to understand the story. Please see author's note :) if you are new to this saga Rankings: #256 Magic, #53 Original Character

He hated her with every single inch of his entire being. She hated him just as much. He was a ex-Death Eater and she was the daughter of the most notorious dark wizards. The first moment he laid eyes on her, Draco knew she was going to be trouble. The bane of his existence and he was hers. Her dark blood was the reason he resented her. Armena Riddle-Lestrange has always been secluded from the Wizarding World, due to being the unwanted child of Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange. That was until both of her parents were killed in the war. That was when everything changed for Armena. After being invited to join the students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry by Dumbledore himself, she was soon placed in the middle of a tight knit circle of Slytherin's. She tried to stay away from him but she found herself drawn towards him in ways she would never begin to understand. He was the wizard she had been trying so hard to avoid. Armena battles her demons within, as she embarks on her journey through romance, friendships and hatred. She will soon learn just how far will she go to seek the truth and how deep will loyalties lie. *** A.N. Please read introduction before reading to understand that Draco and Armena are NOT related. Since I am the author, I have made it so Bellatrix is a born into the Lestrange family. I know this is not how the Harry Potter series works but thats the magical world of story telling! I have also included the trigger warnings as well so please review! Anyways enjoy ✨ Overall Rankings: #2 Draco Malfoy, #9 Draco

Toxic Draco. Dumb Lucille. The book with a messy plot full of smut. You might fall in love with Lorenzo Berkshire. Oh, and I wrote this in under a month, so enjoy that *rushed* and *minimal effort* taste. + A book that takes unexpected turns of events. + More than just your regular mature fanfiction. {Half-Blood Prince | Deathly Hallows | Post-War} [Mature Content; Viewer Discretion is Advised; This book is semi-slow burn but once the mature content appears, it's very frequent.| Highest Rankings #1 draco #1 malfoy #1 mature #3 dracomalfoy #7 in fanfiction #9 in louispartridge started: september 30th, 2020 ended: october 23rd, 2020

Y/N Moonshine, the great granddaughter of Merlin himself. Her journey through Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry leave people slightly cautious of her, maybe because of her family tree? But Y/N still manages to catch the eye of a well known Slytherin boy, and he doesn't hesitate to get close to the student who's known as the Spoilt Little Rich Girl.

Eleanor Selwyn and Draco Malfoy had three things in common: a high, pure-blood status, academic talents and Slytherin house. Other than that, they were complete opposites and hated each other. That was rather unfortunate, as the Selwyns and the Malfoys had been part of the same social circle for decades. They went to the same parties, visited the same shops and restaurants and visited each other far more than Eleanor would have liked. If it were up to their mothers, they'd already have been betrothed, but ever since birth, the two were like fire and ice. But what happens when ice gets too close to fire?

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