Who knew, right? In the remarkable springtime of life, who predicted that I, Daniel Lee Cole, was going to flourish into a perplexingly peculiar, strange specimen of a human being? In additional words, I'm weird. Did the ten year old me know that one day I was going to grow up to be a fatherless nerd who befriended a witless idiot and has an infuriating mom and a troublesome pet? Ahem, I mean little brother? Did I have any clue on what was in-store for me? Did I know that I was going to be forced into getting a stupid job by my mom and therefore putting my reputation at stake? No. Who knew right? But did I also know that I was going to meet the gorgeous girl I was falling for? Meeting her was the biggest mistake of my life. And being an Employee - Was just the beginning.