They were shinobi: machines trained from childhood to kill or be killed. They were experienced soldiers; tools even. And that's why you can't blame them for being idiots in everything else. (A collection of short related chapters) "I KNEW it! I knew you had the hots for her!" "I've seen cooked fish before. That's charcoal. I'm sorry that you're culinarily disabled." "And you're surprised that your son gets a heart attack when you leave your arm in the living room." "I don't care! We're watching the entire fourth season of Kunoichi Diaries and you're going to learn whether you like it or not!" :: Cover By: Cosmo_Cat924

*****Orochimaru's Curse***** Insanity reminds me of an assassin... It's quiet, deadly, and sneaks up on you when you least expect it. Insanity also reminds me of a disease, it's easy to gain, but not so easy to get rid of. Insanity is a silent killer, it's brings down you, your friends, family, and comrades. It truly is a fearsome opponent. Ryo was only 9 years old when the Kyuubi attacked Konoha. After a long, grueling battle, The Fourth Hokage and his Wife were found dead, their eldest son left to mourn. After 1 year of looking after his infant brother, Ryo leaves Konoha for a training journey, promising to return after a couple years. When Ryo returns, his relationship with his brother is terrible, but both brothers want... No, need this bond. Both brothers, desperately trying to form a bond of brothers, before their lives, and the shinobi world, pull them apart once again... ----------------------------------- My descriptions suck I know... Warnings: -possibly vearing off original plot -Contains no Yaoi or Lemon: any love will be appropriate for people 10+ -There will be very minor cursing: That's pretty much it, any other warnings will be mentioned in book as plot continues

Yuko Uzumaki is the elder sister of the ramen loving knucklehead Naruto Uzumaki. Her name fits her well, which means Gentle-child. Those who know of Yuko say she is sweet, kind, very accepting, has a big heart, and a smile that could brighten up your day. Yuko is not a kunoichi of the hidden Leaf village, instead she is a civilian... or is she? Yuko has been keeping some deadly secrets from the people she loves and cares for. The biggest of them all from Naruto her own brother. What will Yuko do when the Akatsuki are looming down and Orochimaru trying to snake his hands unto Sasuke and the destruction of the Leaf? All Yuko can say is this.. Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead. (I would like to thank AnkaaSage for writing all you see above as well as for the cover of this story)

Disclaimer: Written in the time of my early days of Wattpad. Full of cliches and cringe. Proceed with caution if you decide to read. The Blind Ninja: Book I :: "I want to prove to people that I can be a awesome shinobi of the leaf, even if I'm blind! That's my Ninja Way!" Umiko Mikami is blind. She is the twelve-tailed jinchuuriki. She has been traveling when she was 3, when her clan was wiped out and found Konoha when she was 6. There, she lives her life, makes friends with everyone, and learn secrets. But she doesn't know what's gonna happen in the future.

Two and a half years after she left the Leaf Village, we find Ashley hot on the trail of the Akatsuki. Ordered to gather as much information as she can, Ashley abandoned her training in her homeland, the Land of Ambience, to pursue the members of the criminal organization. When she finally returns home, her friends are over joyed to see her again, Kiba especially. Back together again, Ashley and Kiba are happy to continue where they left off. But what will happen when one terrible decision tears them apart again? Will they be able to make it through? Will Ashley's friends ever understand her reason for leaving them again? More importantly, is the darkness in her heart, courtesy of Hakuba the Ten Tailed Wolf, real? Does Ashley truly wish to join the other side and leave everyone she ever cared about behind? And how will she react, when the Ninja World is on the verge of the biggest War in history?

Years ago, a nine-tailed fox demon attacked the land, killing hundreds of Ninjas defending their villages. By sealing the fox demon and giving his life, the fourth Hokage was able to save the Hidden Leaf Village in the Land of Fire. The demon was sealed in one of two new-born twins, a boy and girl. The boy, who had the demon, was born first sealing his fate. The younger sister was taken moments after her birth by S-ranked criminals, as ransom, mistaking her for her brother. When they learned they had the wrong twin, they kept her to train as a servant. They named her Haruka. For 9 long years, they cruelly trained her, making her strong to do whatever they wished, never expecting her to learn of her origins, her brother, or to ever leave. Yet, one day she did. Formally called Guardian. And the amazing cover? Made by @IzayaKibaRyujiFREAK ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay, just wanted to say something... I know this plot is probably the most cliché one, but I know that. I wanted to try and reinvent the cliché though. It will probably be different then you expect. It's kind of a test run for me, but I like how it's going. So please give it a chance, and if it's horrible, tell me so I can fix it or trash it. Thanks! I DON'T OWN NARUTO AT ALL!! I'M ONLY SAYING THIS ONCE, BECAUSE IF YOU'RE READING THIS,THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW TRUE OWNER!! ^_^

In Konoha, there is a boy who is known as the prankster of the village, Naruto Uzumaki. A boy who many people dislike simply because of the nine tailed beast that lies inside of him. He is a stubborn but fun fellow who would do anything to fulfill his dreams to become the hokage. Yet, at the same time, at the same village, there is a boy who was the total opposite of Naruto. A boy who was smart, and popular, but never seemed to be able to find his true self. A boy who deemed to find the reason of his existent. And that boy.... is Tamotsu Uzumaki. [Updates every saturday or sunday] Accomplishments = - Won 3rd place at the 2016 NarutoWattyAwards, General Naruto category.

Sequel to Stuck in Naruto, all Headstrong. With Keira at an immense memory loss, she travels with a childhood friend, in search of her memories. Will her path finally intersect with Team seven again? Can she ever find the life and love she once lost? Read to find out! *Recommended that the first book be read before this one*

The Akatsuki members get turned into dogs by Orochimaru but his plan backfired a little and the Akatsuki get transported to the human world. They then get found by an orphaned street girl named Alex. Orochimaru soon comes looking for the Akatsuki...Will Alex be safe?