Funnier Than Brendon's Forehead. This bible, written by a nerd for nerds, includes bandoms I feel everyone needs a little appreciation for. I'm in a band, I write songs, I've been up close (and I wish it had been personal) with Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz, and I'm pretty funny. So, this book is just me being funny and being weird and fangirling over a guy who dressed like Jesus in one music video, and Satan in the next. Come for the bandoms/fandoms, stay for the fangirl!

in which romance, death, and trauma ensues, but all turns out to be joyous in the end.

❝I just love being pretty❞ in which brendon is a sucker for the boy who just loves looking pretty.

sweetheart!gerard & daddyrich/frank // looooots of smut & fluff too :3 Age difference // daddy kink ofc // and more stuff :3

Frank iero: powerful, criminal mastermind, leader of one of the biggest drug/theft organizations worldwide. 26 years old. Deadly. Gerard Way: Incredibly shy florist owner, relatively well known Artist in his community. Diagnosed with anxiety and paranoia at age 16. 20 years old. As harmful as a petal. Power, corruption, and lust.

In which Gerard is an awkward fuck who likes women's clothing more than he probably should and Frankie is the drag queen who has stolen Gerard's heart. There is only one problem-Frankie doesn't know Gerard exists, and Gerard isn't doing anything to correct that unfortunate oversight, no matter how badly he wants to. ~~~ Drag Queen AU Completed

After a failed suicide attempt, Frank Iero is placed into an induced coma to prevent any further self harm. While he's asleep, he's visited by what he believes is an angel who sings to him. When Frank finally awakens, it becomes his obsession to find who the voice belongs to. [[Trigger Warning! Suicide-- do not take this warning lightly. Suicide is a main theme. Pretty explicit self-harm, child abuse, underage drinking, reckless behavior, and depression. If you notice anything else that needs tagged, please let me know!]]

George didn't expect much of his life. He come to be rather complacent with the ways things had turned out to be. He wasn't unhappy, per se, just very uninspired by the world around him. He found himself with little more than vague enthusiasm towards a select few things in his life. Perhaps he'd thought he was okay with that, and that he'd live his life amounting to very little at all. Perhaps he really had thought that, but that was before he'd met Matty. Matty didn't expect much of himself. He'd fall out of trust with the world, and came to bury the person he'd once been deep inside himself, under a mess of arrogance and over spoken ideas about the way things should be. Everything was bullshit - love, family, being a 'functioning member of society', and perhaps it didn't look like he was ever going to get far with his life. Perhaps he'd thought he was okay with that: with locking up who he really was inside everything he'd wanted to be. Perhaps he really had believed that, but that was before he'd met George. Neither of them had much cared for change, but the thing was that change never did stop to ask for your opinion before it happened.

Alice meets Matty and George from the 1975. They start off as sexual partners but end up more after enduring the harsh life of touring. Alice has fallen for both Matty and George but who will she end up choosing? This arrangement changes their lives and friendships will be tested. Will Alice tear them apart or will they tear each other apart? WARNING: Heavy sexual content especially in the beginning chapters.

in which india chance falls for a man who would do anything to spill her blood {lowercase intended throughout} part one of three © 1975niaz