Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor [FEATURED, SEPT-OCT] An idealistic poet refuses to budge from the last parcel of land a developer needs to acquire in order to build a shopping mall. (Literary satire with pop culture references and environmental themes.) synopsis: The Myth of Wile E. is a riff on the modern obsession with fame and acclaim, as well as a mediation on the artist's place in the modern world, as seen through the eyes of a naive poet who is made simultaneously pathetic and heroic by the pursuit of a singular goal. In this novel, we meet an assortment of eccentric monomaniacs, from mushroom hunters in search of a legendary truffle, to birders pursuing a possibly-extinct bird, to competitive Duck Stamp artists, to "the World's Foremost Living Statue"...and even a very stubborn spider. Meanwhile, our narrator--a terrible, yet persistent, poet--battles a ruthless land developer who's determined to acquire the poet's humble property, in an escalating battle of wills that spirals out of control when the media gets involved. With these quirky events as a backdrop, we gradually learn of the misfortunes that befell each member of the poet's family in their various misguided quests for glory. We also learn why money makes the world go flat, why talent is a white elephant, and what it means for parents to love their children "to pieces." Some of my influences are Richard Brautigan (especially), Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, and George Saunders, so if you like any of them, I hope you'll enjoy this, too.

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Drabbles, Some one-shots and AUs

[Sequel to pitch perfect 1: starts straight after beca and jesse kiss in the movie] Beca and Jesse are falling for each other and quickly. But things are going really fast. Will Beca learn to trust Jesse or will she let their relationship crumble? Many obstacles will come in their way but will they get past all this so they can love each other? Read to find out. [Credit to @abbiealltimelow for the amazing new cover]

It was wrong to like her, but it felt so right. ♡ It was just a game for her, but that didn't last long.

Fan fiction about josh and maya. I do not own these characters. All rights go to GMW/BMW/Disney channel.

She was born of werewolf and wolf; her mother had committed the ultimate taboo... and now she was to pay the consequences. She is untameable- she does not submit to any wolf. Allegra's pack is restless, and its hierarchy in chaos. The whispers of her banishment are hot on everyone's tongue... if she cannot submit she will be driven out by fangs. Yet a silver lining seems to crawl out of the murky depths like a leech desperate for a bloody feast- an alpha who is determined to make her wolf submit while simultaneously making her his. With the male's help, Allegra must learn to become more than just a wolf and learn how to control her nature. However time is running out, and there are those desperate to put her down... permanently. [{Welcoming any Cover Art!}]

"Sir, please stop! What's happening? I didn't mean to do anything wrong!! Sir, please!" "Filthy rogue, I'm tired of your kind trekking in here like nothing's gonna happen. You'll learn!" The man yanked on my arm, throwing me on the filthy ground. I could feel the bruises forming on my hands and knees. I began to panic, tears began to fall faster than I realized. "I-I'm sorry! I really don't know what you're talking about. Believe me, I can leave," it seemed my begging was beginning to get through to him. The man hesitated, thought for a second, and then kicked me in the ribs, "Disgusting rat! You think I'm going to believe your load of bull?" He left, he actually left. I've never been so happy to be alone. I laid on the floor of the... I don't even know... a cage? It was large and slimy, dark and drab. After days of being left alone here I began to believe I was gonna be left here to starve. Then I heard footsteps. Faint, far, slow, but they were there. The steps got louder, until I heard a growl, feral and demanding. The steps became stomps, faster and growing in volume. A man burst in front of me, the world stopped turning.

Cover by the love of my life, @kivalori Dawnclaw is the proud mother of five kits, and she loves them dearly. But with five needy kits to look after she doesn't have time to care for them all. It was a mistake. She never meant it to happen. She thought she was a good mother. But when her Sablekit is diagnosed with Reactive Attachment Disorder as a result of emotional neglect, Dawnclaw wants to break in two, knowing that, however unintended, she did this. Now, she must learn to trust her kit, And help him learn to trust her. But there is lilac hatred withering underneath, and when everything turns to dust.. Who will still breathe ?