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Relatable posts by Jaffacake30
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New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts. The place for everyone living the sloth life - slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life
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[COMPLETE] crappy art. + kim minseok - exo copyright © 2015
Pick up lines for emo trash by phan_bts_trash
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The cover is trash to match who I am. This will include references, bands, youtubers and fan fictions. BEWARE: this may include references about mcr break up and may be a bit stereotypical, if you are easily offended or hurt by those two mentionings, tell me and I will change it. I take hate comments very seriously. Examples: "Are you anisnotonfire because I'll be giving you the d later" "Are you Brendon? Because I'll be Ryden that dick tonight" "I promise I won't break up with you after 12 years and then write one paragraph about it on my website" "Are you Dan? Because I'd like to Phil you tonight" #crankthatfrank "You can bring me the horizon if I can bring you to the bedroom" "Sugar, I wanna go down on you" "Drums aren't the only things I'd like to bang" "If I'm Kellin Quinn then you're Victor Fuentes" "If you love me let me GOOO out with you" I am not joking, this will probably have every band mentioned in my bio on my homepage, maybe not botdf though. I take requests from you guys, just comment whenever. Disclaimer: Not all of these bands are 'emo'. There are amazing rock bands that should be appreciated and respected for their hard work. I don't think any bands should be classified as emo, but sadly there are. Please don't be offended by the title or anything of this book. Emo is a music genre I know, but someone people classify some of these bands which are not emo, as emo. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! I don't recommend you using these, but there's nothing stopping you. I mean, I personally wouldn't use them, but you, knock yourself out my friend, but just don't actually get knocked out from using them...these pick up lines are as smooth as a cactus...
The Best Of Comebacks by NerdySoliloquist
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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy by elijahdanielistrash
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He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.