(Read this I like these stories better) Some short stories about Dan Howell and Phil Lester because I am the ultimate trash can™ Mostly fluff and song-based stories Low number of trigger stories (TW's: Profanity and depressive thoughts/actions only in some stories. Trigger warnings, if any are in the story, will be mentioned at the beginning of each chapter) You can send in story prompts to my inbox, and if you want I will credit you for your idea *DISCLAIMER: I (sadly) do not, nor will I ever, own Dan Howell, Phil Lester or any brand/company names mentioned in this story. This story is a work of fiction and is meant for the entertainment of the readers and myself. Thank you*

PHAN ONE SHOTS! READ AHEAD! *traffic guard gesturing you forward*

This is a phan smut...doubt anyone's going to read this but...yeah...PHAN SMUT!! If you don't know what that is then seriously RUN-RUN AND NEVER COME BACK!! And if you don't ship phan then seriously just go!...every 20 views and it gets a new update! Love you all!

Dan: Junior. Tattoos. Pierced. Screamo. Bands. Skinny jeans. Eyeliner. Phil: Senior. Ties. Bow ties. Glasses. Straight A's. Button up shirts. How will they fit together from hating so strong?

swiggity sway these blokes are gayy.

swiggity sway- wait, they're still gay? sequal to "Shit Storm"