What if Jayfeather could see? Jayfeather stood at the top of the hill, looking down at the green fields of StarClan. I wish I could see in real life. "Well? Where are you, you cowards! Answer me!" No reply. Just the soft whisper of the wind. "Yellowfang?" Uncertainty showed in his voice. "Bluestar? Anybody? Why have you abandoned me! I...Rock?" Utterly defeated, the gray tabby sat down and wrapped his tail around his forepaws. Once, he could've walked in someone's dreams or read cats' minds. Now, that was gone. -Excerpt from Jayfeather's Sight

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A storm is coming, and nothing can stop it. When a portal engulf our heroes and send them into a new world, sending them into the lives of the clans. Meanwhile a trouble is rising, lurking in the shadows the new arrivals have caused. as a new clan arises, can a prophecy change it all? Or will our heroes be trapped in this malice filled world.. forever?

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