Potato
Once a potato was born. She was a cute potato. Then she died *le sobs*. The end
Have you Ever wondered what it's like to be the amazing potato? Well you're in luck! I, Tato The Kawaii Potato, will teach you how to be... A potato. I will update 2 steps a day. Enjoy!
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If you're reading this because the title caught your attention, you like potatoes. Congratulations. Because I also like potatoes.
Are you a Potato? If you are, do you dare read this horrifying story? I wouldn't if I were you...