In which a boy, who works dressed as an elf with pointy ears and yellow tights, hates Christmas.

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

michael and cam broke up, but it's more like cam broke michael.

Motel 6- where you may find cockroaches in the showers, questionable food in the vending machine, and maybe, possibly, some love along the way. © Copyright 2017. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact _HakunaMatata_ on Wattpad.com.

❝ you're just afraid ❞ ❝ no, i'm not ❞

We first met through a '94 mixtape.

Contest winner !! * A one shot based on 'The Accidental Skype Call' by : @LouisYouHottie

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{book 1} ✓ - ❝ Once upon a time… Wait, are you shitting me? This story doesn’t start like this. On the contrary! This story is about a girl who thought had enough of men but, of course, her words backfired on her face. Yeah, this girl is me. An average girl… Okay, not so average, more insane, I would say. Whatever. This is my story and if you want to know what happened, keep reading, because it all started with an eating contest. ❞