Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies. Nothing can prepare Dick for the strange truth: Catsby is a furry who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick's cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie dream yuppie living in Park Slope with her brutish husband. Against everyone's better judgment, Catsby begins an affair with Dandelion that may cost him all nine of his lives. A new serialized story from the author of the Wattpad sensation "Gone Grey," which was named one of Buzzfeed's "19 Wildest Fanfics That People Couldn't Stop Reading in 2015."

little wattpad rant books: book one if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i'd be broke bc i'm perf lol bye

it's a jOKE AND DONT READ IT IF YOU'LL GET OFFENDED.

I love fanfiction, don't get me wrong. But sometimes there are moments that can be kind of annoying. ((I am in no way trying to insult or criticise anybody's creative ability or talent in relation to writing.))

Hey people on earth and in outer space even though I doubt you have wifi up there! Everyone has read a fan fiction before, yes? Well there are so many cheesy moments, I decided to make a book out of them! So enjoy, read, laugh, and become a new member of my unicorn club! Bye bye!

Teen Dictionary | (n) All the should be definitions to your favorite words.

Marty Stu Bonkvist, a bed-hopping journalist who totally isn't an idealized version of the author, goes to investigate a forty-year old disappearance. Aided by his sociopathic hacker sidekick Elzbeth Salamander, he taps into a vein of sandwiches, Apple computers, and unbelievable plot twists. Anyone who loved "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" will appreciate this good-natured satire. Anyone who hated the original novel will appreciate this ruthless skewering.

PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their right mind would respond to a help wanted listing so vague. Enter, Robin Banks. The wacky exploits of a narcoleptic super villain and his reluctant sidekick. [COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT - #22 in Humor on 4/12/15]

ft. typical basic kylie :D i made this when i was 14 yrs old so plz spare me so this isnt funny, and im just rlly annoying