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You Are in Hell Boys ✔ by Nadineat2
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[Book 2] Imagine this ~ You are walking down the street, holding a bag full of Oreos for your pregnant mom. Everything is peaceful until you are dragged into an old truck. You look up and see five good-looking guys staring at you. Remi Thea McKnight is a sixteen-year-old high school girl. She is sarcastic, funny, and sometimes wise, like her mother, Ariel. Remi has four older brothers, eighteen years old, and a quadruplet. Could history repeat itself? What would Remi do when she gets kidnapped like her mother? ~~~ [NOT EDITED YET] Book 1 - Welcome To Hell Boys. Book 2 - You are in Hell Boys. Book 3 - We'll End Up in Hell Boys. (Highest rank- #3 in Humor in 2017) June 2017 All Rights Reserved
Pranking The Bad Boy by emilishepard
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"What the hell?! Kennedy!" I watch as Ryder turns around furiously and strides towards me. Oh oh. Maybe I took it too far... "What's wrong with you?! Did you really have to cover my car in pink sticky notes?!" He steps towards me and I take a step back. He steps forward again and I step back until I'm up against the wall. "Well if you would have left me alone when I told you to, I wouldn't have had to do it," I fire back. He chuckles. "You don't know what you just got yourself into." "What do you mea--" I get cut off by his lips on mine. I freeze. What was happening? And why did it feel so good? Ryder grabs my waist and pulls me closer to him. I wrap my arms around his neck and tangle my fingers in his hair. He bites down on my bottom lip softly. As I was about to part my lips, he pulls away. "Better watch your back," he says. He smirks at me and then turns around to leave. What just happened? ____________________ Kennedy is not like most girls. Instead of getting her nails done and gossiping, she would rather ride her motorcycle or dive jump. She didn't have any friends back at her old school, but will that change when she attends a new one? She meets the bad boy of the school, Ryder. One harmless prank of pouring some pudding over his head starts a whole other war. They prank each other and start to realise that they might have feelings for the other person and the other person might have feelings for them. Will they use that knowledge to their advantage? __________________ Highest rank: #8- teen fiction 12/29/16 Thank you to MySecretDiary for the amazing cover!!
Sweet as Sugar, Crazy as Hell by YellyisJelly
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"Are you crazy?!" He asked me for the zillionth time. "Yes!" I replied, hopping over another trap. "How did I end up having you as a partner?" He muttered under his breath. I giggled, "You better hurry up, rookie, 'cause I can sense hounds coming our way." "Hounds?" Before I could answer, an alarm going off stopped me. I giggled, "Time to die!" ▪▪▪ Dayana (Nope, it's not Diana, it's Dayana),more known as Ana, is your typical crazy bitch. Well, not crazy as in thinking aliens are real. More like the 'oh-there's-a-killer-I-should-go-play-with-him' crazy. Maybe that's why she's in a gang... more specifically the 'ace' of the gang. Xander is that 'cute-boy-next-door' kind of guy. He's super sweet. Most girls swoon for him, others already think their 'together' just because he's sweet to them. Most boys wanna be his friends to be with girls, while others wanna be his friend 'cause of his friendliness. Although our dear Xander here is sweet, he can't help but get in trouble himself. So when you see a girl killing someone with a candy cane (I am so SORRY for all those candy lovers out there), he is forced to join a gang which his father used to be a part of in his youth. Buuuuut, do you guys know who candy cane girl is? You already know so I won't have to tell you. {Highest Rankings- #40 in Humor, #6 in 'weird', #2 in friend-zone}
It Started with a Dare  by MC_Henley
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READ AT OWN RISK One other version available. ×××××× It started with a dare. It ended with something so much more serious. Braelyn Sawyer was the girl who kept to herself. She was barely recognized at school unless one of her brothers' fangirls needed Braelyn to pass a message. Her two older brothers, Nathan and Nick, were the most popular guys in the school, following in their other brother's, Kyle, footsteps, unlike Braelyn. She kept her nose in her books, and she was pretty quiet unless you tick her off. Ridge McCain was the one who ran with the popular crowd. He was one of the biggest players in school, like Braelyn's brothers. To keep up his reputation, he did almost anything, and that's what started it all. Ridge was dared to kiss Braelyn, and that's just the beginning.
Loco||First book in the Green Spawns series|| by wisterykey
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Got #12 in Humour on September 28th, 2017 "You're insane!" "That's why my name is Loco," **** Loco Green swears her mom can see the future, because Loco is what she is. She's absolutely crazy, always pranking teachers, sneaking into the school at night because, "It needs to be repainted," Guys are a no no, because of her overprotective brother(who we all know is secretly gay... what) and you poke her cheek and he kills you. Unless, of course, it's his annoying best friend, Finn, who finds joy in torturing Loco. You know all hell is about to break loose when Loco is forced to help Finn clean the cafeteria everyday. Who knew the principal was a match maker? (Cover by meeeee)
Oh Yay! We've Been Kidnapped! by Amaya_Burke
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(Completed) Sophie and Amaya get kidnapped by one of Australia's most fearful gangs. But are they really that scary? (Use to be The Girl With The Summer Blues) Highest rank so far #5 in humor
Living With The Asshole by aww_kward
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[Highest ranking : #6 in Humor] When Ashley's parents have to leave town for a few months,she is more than happy to stay with her best friend,Kayla.But after a bad fight with her,Ashley is forced to live with Amanda Woods,a friendly girl she barely even knows AND her blockhead of a brother who annoys her to no end.Will Ashley be able to get through three months of living with the asshole?
Trouble makers (UNDER CONSTRUCTION) by tjawesome7
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I look around to see the guys staring at me with jaws dropped. Well what do they expect to happen, you steal a girls Nutella she will turn violent "I like her" this time it was chase who spoke witch surprised me because he is usually a quiet person. "So short cake would you mind telling how the hell you, a five foot girl just knocked a six foot two guy on his ass?" Tyler asked staring straight into my eyes "My daddy taught me" all of a sudden Ryder jumped to his feet and looked at me like I had lost my mind "your what?" I should probably introduce myself, my name is Angelina Botòr. I am actually five foot two unlike what Tyler said, I have medium length dark brownie black hair and as you may of noticed I LOVE Nutella. So fair warning you touch my Nutella I brake you hand, just joking but you would get a small injury that's inevitable. How did I knock the famous Troublemaker/bad boy on his ass? You ask well that's simple when you have a dad like mine. He taught me how to protect myself just in case one of his "business" partners tried any thing like kidnapping me or stuff like that. Oh sorry your probably confused right now well hopefully this will clear it up My dad is the leader of one of the biggest gangs in the World ------------------------------------------------------- This story is about a small girl who gets the attention of not only the 4 baddest trouble makers in her school but the attention of all the gangs in Orlando. Why are they interested in her? You ask. Maybe because she is the daughter of Antonio Botòr. No, it's because this small sized package can pack a serious punch, what will they do with a sweet and innocent little girl? Well why don't you read this book and find out for yourself Highest ranking #6 in humour 11/9/17 #4 in humour 3/10/17 #4 in humour 28/11/17 Featured
Roommates by MiraRoss
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"Will I ever get Maya to drive into a pole?" "What?!" -------------------- Maya is off to college. Since it's far from home she has to have a dorm there. But when there's some kind of switch, causing her to room with Ace, a bad boy, she and he have to get along. What will Maya face as they live together? His annoying/rude behavior and hot looks of course. Then, the rest is up to Maya to find out. Her new, crazy life begins with being his roommate. And who knows, maybe love will find it's way into their lives. -------------------- Highest Ranking #12 in Humor 9/14/17
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