How long has it been since you came to that house? 8, 9? No, it's been much, much longer than 9 years since you stumbled upon the old mansion. You preferred isolation over company so this house was perfect. It was a 3 hour drive from the nearest city and to the east of a small town so you could travel and get food and water. You had fixed up the house from the deserted state you had found it in. You were not a weakling and nor were you an idiot. The second you saw that monster, staring into your eyes, you knew it was do or die.

Hetalia x Reader oneshots. The title may deceive you, but don't worry kids, it's not what you think xD This is purely humor.

Coming this (insert whatever season it is right now): A radically awesome one shot series about you! *Points at reader* But wait! There's more! Not only are you, well... you, but you're also a BOY! That's right! If you read this book, you'll experience life as a boy in the wonderfully rich and diverse universe of Fandoms! (If you're already a boy and you're reading this then... well... good job! You're already one step ahead!) Critics are calling this book: "A f*cking piece of sh*t.", "A waste of my time.", and "Totally awful."! Read now! oR eLsE...

Here are a collection of my hetalia reader insert oneshots. Will add more as time goes on.