in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

Hello, I am your host, Stacy. I will be talking about weird stuff because I'm weird. Weird stuff like me rambling about things, ranting, and stupid stories that happened to me. WE ARE ALL FRIENDS!!! DON'T BE AFRAID TO TELL ME ANYTHING!!! I don't bite... PROMISE!!! So, I'm gonna stop talking and start this shizzle. Continue reading if you want to become a fellow Derpling. Just sit back, GRAB YOURSELVES SOME COOKIES, and hold on to yo' weaves cuz it's gon' to be one hell of a bumpy ride. ***SMALL WARNING*** I may cuss a lot if I want to. If you don't like strong language, then this is NOT the book for you. Or just pretend they're not there :p