in which an author lets you know what she finds unattractive in literature featuring famous people NO HATE THIS IS MY OPINION AND IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW [UNDER POSSIBLE EDITING]

Cinderella is a complete cliche. Just saying.

introducing dumb fanfiction moments, where i tell you all the moments in fanfics that are just .. dumb. // made in 2013 so if there's any spelling mistakes DONT point them out \\

My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!

Dumb Fanfiction Moments that make you want to murder the author. :) Highest Ranking: #201 In Humor #337 In Random

Just random things that I feel need to change. Or such. trigger warnings: swearing

(OLDER CHAPTERS BEING SLIGHTLY RE-EDITED) Have you ever read a magcon fanfiction and said to yourself, "Are you serioussss?" Then this is the book for you! Starring: Me as the "Sarcastic Narrator" Some basic girl as "Jessica Mendes" Some random guy I pulled off the street who sings and likes muffins as "Shawn Mendes" Some annoying guys with abs as "Everyone else!" Random Abusive Dad as "Random Abusive Dad" Don't take any of my jokes too seriously :)

Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when your character is clearly not. Try saying instead, "I don't find myself that attractive. My lip juts out too much, my hips are slightly too wide, my left tooth is slightly crooked, and I notice these things every time I look in a mirror," Or why are they call a bad boy when he didn't do anything bad? More will come inside. (This also has some humorous aspects)