Lol, i cant even...I'm cracking up just writing this Need to workout but you wayyy to lazy?...me too, we can help you laugh your way into a six pack;) WARNING: may include the following side effects: Seal noises, constant clapping, lack of oxygen and water may exile from your eyes.

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she can never truly escape her tragic past. ***** When Amelia Collins moves to a new town with a new identity, she plans to keep her head down and finish her senior year. But this changes when she runs - literally - into the school's hottest badass, the mysterious and brooding Aiden Parker. Soon, Aiden's friend group is calling Amelia one of their own, and she finds herself balancing her new life while trying to recover from a tragic past. During a school year full of new friends and old rivalries, Amelia finds herself falling for Aiden, who has skeletons of his own. But she has to fight those feelings - after all, all Amelia ever does is run. Can she ever truly escape what she's been running from? Or has she finally found a reason to stop? Book One of the With Me series. | ranked #1 | 08.27.2015| | completed | 08.25.2016| | winner of a Talk of the Town WATTY 2016 | | Winner of The 2016 Fiction Awards "Best Teen Fiction"

I follower a creature into another world that turned out to be another dimension. This dimension has funny creatures that don't look like us. They have no wing or tails! They call themselves humans! But then I notice that I have changed and now I look like them! I struggle to walk with out my tail, I normally use it to balance my self and move fast but these humans walk slow. I release that I must act like them so that I would not stand out. I try to fly but then I remember I don't have my wings. How do these creatures get around? I then look for the creature and spot it. It still looks the same. It has gone underground. I have awesome vision so I can see clearly underground..... Find out what happens to Luna when she enters another dimension called earth. She then finds the creature she was following but she then falls in love with a human on that planet. Will she get discovered? Will she die? Will she survive? A story of adventure and love. ©Copyright © Coming soon to wattpad!

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't care less about the consequences that come with it. When Chloe's parents leave to treat sick children in Cambodia for two weeks, she is forced to stay at her neighbour's house. Her neighbour has a son, and it's Reece Carter. Sneaking out. Parties. Drinks. Hash Brownies. Flirting. Breaking the law...and road trips. Add a few shots of Cupid's arrows and what have we got? No clue. All we know is, it'll be unforgettable.

Just some funny Text messages to lighten up you're day!

Feeling down, stressed or something else then this is the book for you!!

Just a bunch of funny texts I find on the internet

welcome. please note that most of these conversations do my belong to me. rightful credit to their originators.

Jokes that I found on the Internet that I wanted to share. No credit goes to me.

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz