Harry Potter Texts

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

A Shenny Romance (Big Bang Theory Fanfic)

What if Sheldon and Penny had met under different circumstances, and the pretty blonde had taken an interest in the tall, awkward intelligent nerd instead? Would the pair's unlikely friendship turn into something more? A/N: I know most of you out there ship Shamy/Lenny, but I felt it would be fun to write about how th...

Lazuli - Harry Potter Fan Fiction (Draco Malfoy)

When Juliet Weasley tells people who her parents are, they can hardly believe their ears. All of the Weasley's have red hair, freckles, and belong to Gryffindor House, right? Wrong. When Juliet was sorted into Slytherin in her first year at Hogwarts, her parents practically disowned her, her twin brother Ron and th...

Obsidian (Harry Potter Fan Fiction, Sequel to the Lazuli Trilogy)

Everybody knows about Draco and Juliet Malfoy; how they came back from the dead to defeat the Dark Lord and overcame all of the evil and obstacles that he threw in their way. They're practically famous; nowadays with Draco being the Headmaster of Hogwarts and Juliet teaching potions after giving up her magic to save t...

My Ex is My Teacher (Luke Hemmings)

"Hello class. I'm going to be your Math teacher for the year." No. It couldn't be. "My name is Mr. Hemmings." And it is. "Now first let me take attendance and then I'll explain what we're going to be learning this year," he told and then started listing names. "Veronica Albert." "Kyle Berton." "Chris Byon." "Jessic...

Sapphire (Lazuli Book #3) - Harry Potter Fan Fiction (Draco Malfoy)

Juliet Weasley's life is a mess. Last year, she watched a man she trusted murdered by a man she had learned everything from, she lost the love of her life to the same darkness that wanted to consume her, she had discovered that her entire life had been a lie and revealed the truth of Voldemort's immortality; a truth...

Emerald (Lazuli Book #2) Harry Potter Fan Fiction (Draco Malfoy)

After the nightmare start to the summer where she was imprinted with the Dark Mark by Voldemort himself, Juliet Weasley is certain that her life is over. Her family refuse to believe her story about how she was forced to take the mark, and having not seen her boyfriend Draco Malfoy for almost 3 months, Juliet is convi...