Most of this was written in 2016. It is now 10 years later, and I no longer enjoy writing ddlb. I still love writing smut and will publish it every once in a while. Anything after the chapter titled "Mikey's ways" is more recent work and will have MUCH better literacy, better smut, and NO ddlb. These will get pretty kinky. Anything recent will have appropriate content and trigger tags listed at the top of the chapter. Enjoy~

"Mr. Ashby." "Yes?" "Do you know how insufferably hot you are?" he asked, locking the door, and shutting the blinds. "Well, yes. I've been told." I said, smirking. "Wipe that smirk off your face. Before I wipe it off for you." "And how would you do that, sir?" I asked, standing up. "Like this." The next thing I knew, I was pushed up against the whiteboard and Mr. Carlile's lips were on mine.

((Basically this is one big messy gay bandom AU, features just about every ship in the emo trinity and a few more)) Frank is the only gay guy he knows, stuck in the rather restricting and conservative world of Catholic school with his two best friends and their Catholic upbringings, where his daily adrenaline hits come from smoking behind the art block with Jamia, who he reckons is on her path to being the next Lindsay Lohan. But then, things really do change, because perhaps Jamia's matchmaking abilities aren't quite as shitty as Frank reckons, and perhaps this 'social gathering' he's dragged along to, does have some benefit to him after all. And perhaps, Frank will draw a face to the name of Gerard - Mikey's older brother, who really despite living in the same town, is worlds away from the reality Frank's stuck in. And on the subject of the unlikely, will Mikey ever finally figure out that Alicia Simmons really doesn't give a fuck about croquet?

Gerard said it really quickly. Like riping off a band aid. A weird kinky band aid. "Can I call you Daddy?"

"Wow, I thought you were an asshole but you've really opened my eyes. You're a bitch, too." In which a pretty boy who likes to dress as a girl crosses paths with a punk asshole who learns there is more to just a pretty skirt than people see. • Kellic boyxboy • Warning: There will probably be smut and also themes of rape