[completed] in which a boy likes a girl who likes being a bitch to him © 2014 All Rights Reserved masht0nbae

"Promise me you'll always love me." "Only if you promise to take those pills." © plaidlucas | 2014

'You mean to say...you've never walked outside until today?'

In which, Ashton memorises pick up lines for Luke LASHTON HEMWIN COMPLETED ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2015

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

//the one where luke swears its for practice and michael swears he's lying.

"he only comes outside when it rains."

"So you're Hemmo69?" "And you're CuteandPinkClifford." #371 in fanfiction Fem!Michael Punk!Luke •~☹©

"With such a dirty mouth there's no wonder I fell for you." top!Michael © wastedheartmuke, 2016 ; edited in 2018

Michael Clifford is shy and he doesn't talk to very many people and has only one friend - Ashton Irwin. Michael isn't bullied, people mind their own business because he doesn't bother anybody. He is self-conscious but he isn't self-loathing. Calum Hood is well-liked, but not really popular. He is in advanced classes and is in band class. He's talented at many things and people liked him because he's never rude. But underneath the happy facade lies all the demons he's hidden.