She wasn't born cool for the summer, so they locked her up in the basement thinking she would rot there. How wrong they were when they found out that she lived a secret life down there... and what a life! Oh, I forgot to introduce her to you. Her name is Poot. INTRODUCTION VIDEO BY THE AUTHOR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtYdReP7xnU

Psst...DO NOT read this book if you get offended easily. The rants written in it are some things that annoy me on Wattpad. DON'T READ IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. Phew! 'cause one time wasn't enough. Welcome to One Line Wattpad Rants ;) Cover by the one and only @supernovass ▶Highest Ranking: #6 in Random◀

Graphic designers, take a seat, grab a cup of tea and come in and find yo self. This is the book to end all "types of people" books. 🐸☕ Warning: If you don't have a sense of humour, here's the door. 🚪 EXIT.

There are more murde - writers here than I anticipated. *Please note that the information given is by no means meant to be taken and used to harm others; I've provided it as an aid for writers and the curious and have not intended it to be put to use anywhere except on paper. Credit goes to the amazing murderers who have given the original advice. Some of my tips are sprinkled here and there. Murder-licious cover by @soundthealarm

Mary Sue: (noun) an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character with little to no flaws. "Mary Sues" is a book chock-full of those characters we love to hate. They can be found almost anywhere, from DeviantArt to fanfiction sites, these repulsive creatures have creeped into every corner of our world- and you have just stumbled upon the largest concentration of these horrific characters on Wattpad. Sinfully shameless. Painfully perfect. ALERT: I am currently looking for users to join my Mary Sue team until APRIL 16th! Anybody can join, just ask!

She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's talented, but all the while she is hated. Welcome to the day-to-day life of Mary Jade Sue. When Mary Sue's family and her best friend Justin both move to a new town, and therefore a new school, she finds herself surrounded by hot suitors and the cheerleading queen of the school, a popular, pink-loving blonde named Whitney, who takes a bad liking to Mary, all happening as her grieving family begins to fall apart. Mary Sue. She's nothing short of perfect.

All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at a low-key Mexican restaurant; Ed never signed up for abject humiliation. And when a lovestruck girl snaps a covert picture of Ed while he serves her an enchilada, he couldn't possibly have anticipated becoming the internet's latest imaginary boyfriend. The fame is immediate and disorienting, but if it helps Ed convince quirky foreign exchange student Audra to attend prom with him, being "Enchilada Ed" might not be so bad. (Formerly Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food)

***Highest #101 in humor(03/03/17)*** *** #1 in cliches (19 june'18)*** Who doesn't love a cliche? Me. Thus, this entire book will be about those damn cliches you see floating around a sea of wattpad books:) *intensifies* ~Includes~ -cringey mc types -cliche rants -pet peeves of mine -opinions -sarcastic author -the ironic fact that this cliche rant book itself is a cliche