Jess is an extremely awesome internet nerd, she prides herself on her extensive fandom knowledge, but her most popular and favorite fandom is the Homestuck fandom. But one night, when Jess gets a little too sleepy while doing what she does best, sitting in front of her computer, she may make a mistake that's way too ridiculous to think about. Now she has a sticky keyboard, a strange goop she can't even identify making the keys stick......and oh yeah, one of the Alpha kids from Homestuck is eating toast on her couch. With the power to summon the worlds of Alternia and Beforus to her world, by accident of course, she has to find a way to shove everything back where it belongs. But can she accomplish this while everyone that inhabited the world of her favorite online comic is popping up in random places and there's a seriously pissed of Jack Noir on her ass? Not to mention there may have been something out of place in the first place.

"Maybe hell isn't real. Maybe... Maybe Earth itself is hell... it treats you like shit if you aren't the same, if you don't follow orders, if you harm others, maybe... if you try... hell could become heaven... if you want it to be..." John spoke softly, he looked like he was about to cry, as was the little girl he was talking to, "but what will the rest of us do?" the child had a shake in her voice. "I don't know, Jade." He paused "I... Don't know..." //CONTAINS JOHNDAVE AND DIRKJAKE. Probably not hardcore yaoi but you never know...//

[[BEFORE YOU READ: it's been years since this fic has been completed but I've recently begun a revisited/rewritten version of it on AO3 as well as here. Look for it on my page or here's the link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44269315/chapters/111327910 ]] Karkat mysteriously gets thrown into a universe different than the one he was expecting. The worst part is he was alone. For six long years he's gone, his friends accepted the fact that he might be dead. Everyone's moved on. But suddenly, the same beam of light that took him away, brought him right back, but Karkat isn't the same. He might never be the same.

This is exactly what the title says. Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider reacting to different ships, you can request a ship here, on my announcements book, or you can PM me. **READ AT YOUR OWN RISK** This is as In character as possible, that means I (Karkat and Dave) will be a dick about everything. Therefore I cannot stress this enough but if you cannot handle this book and reactions to a ship you may like, then don't read the book. Thank you.

Just some Headcanons :3

Just a bunch of Homestuck characters acting as ponies... Nothing much

Ceana Fernes is a regular geeky, cosplaying, homestuck-loving middle school girl. She has a couple friends but most people avoid her because she's so weird; not that she minds, her friends are great. Her whole world is flipped upside down when homestuck characters start showing up at her school! Sticking together with her great friends, Danny Talon, Julie James, and Duke 'Douchebag' Danes, they take on what is about to come. Unexpected alliances are made after an innocent dare goes terribly wrong. And if that wasn't enough, Karkat finds his Matesprit?! Haha just kidding....or am I? (No seriously I'm kidding). Read 'More Than Your Average Dare' and find out what happens at the end of all this excitement!

Dave Strider loves his brother. He adores his older brother, the one that always helps him out and gives him advice and makes sure he's well fed and clean and feeling in tip-top shape. Too bad his Bro is nothing like that. ((updates saturdays/sundays))

Based off of the webcomic created by Andrew Hussie, this story takes place on an average world where four teens lived average lives. In the hot city in Texas - Houston, Texas, these four teens will find out that their average lives are no longer ordinary. The fourth wall has been wrecked and these four teens' world has collided with the world of Homestuck. Fictional characters that were created by Andrew Hussie now live in the average teenagers' world. Thinking that it was all fun and games, the teens never felt so wrong. Not believing in the consequences of colliding with a dangerous universe, these teenagers will have to fight for their lives as their world is coming to an end. It is better to try to expect the unexpected, but how unexpected is the "unexpected"? The occurring strings of fate tie these teenagers together in this long tale. These adolescents from the average world will face challenges like trying to find answers behind closed doors, trying to find their true potential, and trying to find their right places. Can Rebecca, Vanessa, Angela, and Spencer be able to beat not only the enemy, but themselves? This tale will be something that a fan will never have dreamed of! Can this all be something that a fan would expect? Can the four kids be able to live the Homestuck life? They will not be expecting a really, agonizing long day! -Reader is Advised- Warning: there will be gore, action, and some dramatic scenes that will be written in this story! Some cases may be quite disturbing in future chapters! This is a PG-13 to R-rated fanfiction! In addition, I do understand that there is grammar mistakes and other errors in the writing. All are not intentional! **Discontinued**

((This is a continuation of the Karkat's Lessons story! So many people asked for a sequel so here you all go! Please go read my other story, Karkat's Lessons, To fully understand this story seeing as this is a continuations. Happy reading!!)) "I don't begrudge you your power, just know that its abuse will bring your downfall." Karkat finally fully embraces his rightful duty to bring peace to his race, but even with the help of all his friends will he really end this successfully? Or will he end in failure like his ancestor?