The swakle to my first Percy Jackson Jokes book -_- note: Not all these jokes are mine I just compile dem all for you to read! <3 Don't forget to vote, comment and follow!

"You're a demigod. What's your name?" "Mackenzie." The boy in front of me narrows his eyes as if he is debating on a decision. Black hair falls into his face but he doesn't move it. He is twisting his skull ring around and around on his finger. Finally, he holds out his hand, gesturing for me to take it. "Come with me."

My mother, Khione, smiles at me wickedly, "Break the seven apart. Turn demigod on demigod, make sure there will be no possible way for Gaea to lose." My name is Chaselynn Mari Scott, Chase for short. I'm a demigod who was recently convinced Camp Half-Blood and Jupiter were evil and Gaea was good. I took my mom's advice to go to Camp Half-Blood and tear the seven apart so they will not succeed. However, on the way along, I never thought I would actually start to fall for Leo Valdez.

Kristen Black lost her best friend right after their 14th birthday; after she walked into the woods and disappeared; after a boy she grew close to came and left. No one knows if Diana is alive or dead, not a trace of her was left. Three years later on her 17th birthday, strange things start to happen. On a camping trip celebrated with her friend Alfire and her parents, went horrible wrong when an overnight lake nap away from camp resulted in her parents disappearance... gone...kidnapped. When on a search for her family Kristen encountered a beast that had chased her and Alfire into a hole of darkness, and into a strange camp; where Kristen runs into the one person she never thought she would ever see again.

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